The subway is a bit of a free-for-all. When you’re underground, anything goes — from people carrying hawks to dudes transporting caskets. Oh yeah, there’s also crime (and cops who are too busy playing Angry Birds to do anything about it).

Speaking of crime, this man is being yelled at for standing in between two train cars to pee. That, or he’s jerkin’ it. Who’s correct? I’ll let *you* be the judge!